"Short Groundhog Jokes I" joke

Q: On Groundhog Day, what does it mean if Punxsutawney Phil
comes out and sees the village idiot?
A: Within 6 weeks you'll have a village full of idiots.
Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
A: He became a pound hog!
Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a pistachio?
A: A green beast who predicts a dry spring, and acts like a nut.

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