"Short Groundhog Jokes II" joke

Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?
A: We'll have six more weeks of splinters!

Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?
A: He was having a bad lair day!

Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?
A: Ground Nog Day!

Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
A: The ground frog!