"Short Halloween Jokes 11" joke

The sun-scorched vampire was crawling through the desert, crying' Blood! Blodd!'
Q: What do you call an ugly old woman who sits on the beach casting spells?
A: A sand witch.
Q: What did the witch do when her broom broke down?
A: She witch-hiked.
Q: How can you easily make a witch itch?
A: Remove the' w'.
Q: What do you call a witch's husband when he's travelling on her broomstick?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Q: What do young witches like best in school?
A: Spelling lessons.
Q: What do you get if a witch gets flu?
A: Cold spells.
Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit?