Spells Jokes

Sanath - Swings At Nearly Anything That's Hurled
Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately
Kapil - Killed Aspiring Pacemen In Land
Sohail - Swore Once, Heralding An Infamous Loss
Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered
More - Mouthing Obscene Rubbish Everywhere
Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result, Goes Around Venting Angry Spiel Kicking About Rudely
Azhar - At Zenith Had Ambrose Reeling
Azharuddin - Almost Zaheer-like His Artistry, Rivetting Umpteen... Devoted Doting Indian Nationals
Vishy - Vodka Is Sweet, He Yells
Tendulkar - Tiny, Exciting, Neverending Dynamo Undyingly Labours, Keeps A Record
Amarnath - After Many A Reincarnation, Now Acknowledged Top Hand
Prasanna - Prince Radiant Among Spinners, Astutely Nailed Nimble Attackers
Bedi - Beautifully Executed Deliveries Indefinitely
Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really more...

A man came in to heaven and God wanted to go on a vacation so he asked the man to take over while he was away. God told the man to give everyone a test before letting them into heaven. God leaves and a man comes floating up and says, ''Please let me in to heaven.'' The other man says, ''I have to give you a test first.'' The man coming into heaven says, ''Oh jeez I'm not too good at tests!'' The other man says, ''Spell LOVE'' The man spells it, and he is let into heaven. Then a woman comes floating up and says, ''Please let me into heaven,'' and the man replies, ''Only if you pass this test.'' The woman says, ''Oh no, I'm not very good at tests.'' The man says, ''Your test is to spell LOVE.'' She spells it correctly, and is let into heaven. The next person that comes floating up is the man's wife. She says, ''OK honey, let me in to heaven.'' The man says, ''I have to give everyone a test before I let them in to heaven.'' She says, ''OK, make it an easy one!!!'' Then the man says, more...

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer.

Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript: O: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites.
S: Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions.
O: Above
S: Below
O: Front
S: Back
O: Left
S: Right
O: Male
S: Female
O: Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S: Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O: Ugly... U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S: Pichhly... P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O: U..... G..... L. ..... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S: P. .... I. .... C. .... H. ...... H. ..... L. .... Y......
Our sardar also more...

The sun-scorched vampire was crawling through the desert, crying' Blood! Blodd!'
Q: What do you call an ugly old woman who sits on the beach casting spells?
A: A sand witch.
Q: What did the witch do when her broom broke down?
A: She witch-hiked.
Q: How can you easily make a witch itch?
A: Remove the' w'.
Q: What do you call a witch's husband when he's travelling on her broomstick?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Q: What do young witches like best in school?
A: Spelling lessons.
Q: What do you get if a witch gets flu?
A: Cold spells.
Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit?

A man came in to heaven and God wanted to go on a vacation so he asked the man to take over while he was away. God told the man to give everyone a test before letting them into heaven. God leaves and a man comes floating up and says,' 'Please let me in to heaven.'' The other man says,' 'I have to give you a test first.'' The man coming into heaven says,' 'Oh jeez I'm not too good at tests!'' The other man says,' 'Spell LOVE'' The man spells it, and he is let into heaven. Then a woman comes floating up and says,' 'Please let me into heaven,'' and the man replies,' 'Only if you pass this test.'' The woman says,' 'Oh no, I'm not very good at tests.'' The man says,' 'Your test is to spell LOVE.'' She spells it correctly, and is let into heaven. The next person that comes floating up is the man's wife. She says,' 'OK honey, let me in to heaven.'' The man says,' 'I have to give everyone a test before I let them in to heaven.'' She says,' 'OK, make it an easy one!!!'' Then the man says,' more...