"Short Halloween Jokes 3" joke

Q: Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
A: "Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights.
Q: Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
A: In a blood bank.
Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: She looks at her witch watch.
Q: Where can you see a real ugly monster?
A: In the mirror.
Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you're a mouse.
Q: Why did the monster eat the caboose?
A: The locomotive told him to "Choo, choo."
Q: What's the best place for a mirror?
A: In a graveyard. It can double your mummy.
Q: What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A: A holy terror.