"Short Halloween Jokes 6" joke

Q: Did you hear about the new ice cream for monsters?
A: It's called "Cookies and Scream."
Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
A: A ghoul Yule!
Q: Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?
A: At the Howliday Inn!
Q: Where does the Wolfman live?
A: In a werehouse!
Q: How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
A: They paint the town dead!
Q: What oinks amd drinks blood?
A: A hampire!
Q: Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
A: That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Q: What's orange on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: A pumpkin in a plastic bag!
Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?
A: Coffin syrup!
Q: Where do ghost ships like to cruise?
A: In the Scare-ibbean Sea!
Q: What European capital has the most ghosts?
A: Boodapest!
Q: What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
A: Hallowieners!
Q: What is a witch's favorite TV show?
A: Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Q: What do fishermen say on Halloween?
A: "Trick-or-trout!"
Q: What do birds say on Halloween?
A: "Trick-or-tweet!"
Q: What would you get if you crossed a pumpkin with a Magic superstar?
A: A shaq-o'-lantern!
Student 1: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"
Student 2: "They are?"
Student 1: "Sure. It''s in the Bill of Frights!"
Q: Why did the pumpkin wear a football helmet?
A: Because it was a jack-o'-lantern!
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
Q: What do you call a ghost at midnight?
A: A sheet in the dark!
Q: What did the man say when he saw the long-lost maniac?
A: "You're a psycho for sore eyes!"
Q: Did you hear about the ghost mortician?
A: He lived in a haunted hearse!