Haunted Jokes

A man walked into a hotel and asked for a room. The guy behind the counter said there is only one room left but it is haunted. The man does not believe this so he gets the room. That night the man hears a voice saying "I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna eat you!" The man runs away scared.
The next day a father and his daughter get the room after they were warned. That night they hear "I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna eat you!" The girl hides under the bed as the father follows the sound to the closet. He opens the door.
There on the floor sits a little boy, picking his nose, saying "I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna eat you!"

Son: brrrr... i am not going to go to school from tomorrow. its haunted. Father: why haunted? Son: our principal always talks
About the ghosts there. Father: ghosts? Son: yes, he talks about the team spirit, the school spirit........

Looking for a good place to party on Halloween? Check out these houses!
Bloomington, Indiana
Name: Indiana University
Location: unknown
This building, now used for administrative purposes, was once a stop on the "Underground Railroad". Today, there are many reports of African spiritual songs emanating from the basement.
Elletsville, Indiana
Name: Stepp Cemetery
Location: Morgan-Monroe forest
In this cemetery that is only accessible by foot, during midnight, an apparition of a lady appears on a rock that resembles a chair. On Halloween, many cult groups venture to this place to conduct ceremonies.
Evansville, Indiana
Name: The Gray Lady
Location: Willard Library - First Ave.
When this building was an abandoned train station, many drifters and hobos used it for shelter. During that time, a woman was murdered on the premises, and it is said that she still haunts the building. Her presence is most often felt in the children's more...

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

5 boys are walking by a "haunted" house"
One of the five boys said, "I bet I could go in there for more than five minutes."
A couple minutes later, he comes out screaming "GHOST!"
The second boy decides to try to go in for more than ten minutes.
He comes out screaming after four minutes, "HE WASN'T LYING! GHOST!"
The third and fourth boy go in together and try to stay in for more than an hour. They come out screaming the same thing.
The last boy walks and says he can stay in there a whole day.
Once he walked in, the other boys heard him say, "Hi Grandma."