Haunted Jokes / Recent Jokes
One day brittany spears walked into a hotel and asked the clerk if there was a room available, and he sayd yes, but its haunted. She sayd, thats fine im brave. and got the key and went upstairs. later that night, when she was brushing her teeth, she heard a tiny voice saying "when the log rools over we will all be dead". She got so scared that she ran to the window jumped out and died. Next day Tom Cruise came to the hotel and asked if there was a room available. the clerk sayd, yes but its haunted. Tom sayd thats fine, im brave. SO he went up to the room. That night when he was just getting into bed, he heard this voice saying "When the log rolls over we will all be dead".
he got so scared he ran to the window and jumped out and died. the next morning Elvis Presly came to the hotel(dosnt matter that it was a completely different era) and asked for a room. The clerk sayd sure but its haunted. Elvis sayd thats fine, im brave, and went up to the room. that night more...
FATHER: "Tell me how school went today. How do you like it?"
BILLY: "It's hard to like a place that's haunted, dad."
FATHER: "Haunted! What do you mean?"
BILLY: "It's that new teacher of mine... she keeps talking about the school spirit."
Son: brrrr... i am not going to go to school from tomorrow. its haunted. Father: why haunted? Son: our principal always talks
About the ghosts there. Father: ghosts? Son: yes, he talks about the team spirit, the school spirit........
5 boys are walking by a "haunted" house"
One of the five boys said, "I bet I could go in there for more than five minutes."
A couple minutes later, he comes out screaming "GHOST!"
The second boy decides to try to go in for more than ten minutes.
He comes out screaming after four minutes, "HE WASN'T LYING! GHOST!"
The third and fourth boy go in together and try to stay in for more than an hour. They come out screaming the same thing.
The last boy walks and says he can stay in there a whole day.
Once he walked in, the other boys heard him say, "Hi Grandma."
Three men are driving down a road in there car when it starts to get late.They pull off to the side of the road and walk into a motel, The first man says too the clerk:Excuse me, sir do you have any rooms left? The clerk replies:yes we do have but it is haunted.So the three men take the room and the first one walks into the bathroom and the toilet paper says to him:I am the haunted talking toilet paper.So the man jumps out the window and kills himself.The second man walks into the bathroom and the toilet paper says to him:I am the haunted talking tiolet paper.So the man screams jumps out the window and kills himself.The last man walks in the bathroom and the toilet paper says too him:I am the haunted talking toilet paper.And the man says too it:shut up or Ill make you the brown talking tiolet paper.
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? Thats when the ghosts do their spring screaming!