"Elvis and the haunted hotel" joke

One day brittany spears walked into a hotel and asked the clerk if there was a room available, and he sayd yes, but its haunted. She sayd, thats fine im brave. and got the key and went upstairs. later that night, when she was brushing her teeth, she heard a tiny voice saying "when the log rools over we will all be dead". She got so scared that she ran to the window jumped out and died. Next day Tom Cruise came to the hotel and asked if there was a room available. the clerk sayd, yes but its haunted. Tom sayd thats fine, im brave. SO he went up to the room. That night when he was just getting into bed, he heard this voice saying "When the log rolls over we will all be dead".
he got so scared he ran to the window and jumped out and died. the next morning Elvis Presly came to the hotel(dosnt matter that it was a completely different era) and asked for a room. The clerk sayd sure but its haunted. Elvis sayd thats fine, im brave, and went up to the room. that night when he was just starting to go to sleep, he heard this tiny voice saying "when the log rolls ver we will all be dead". He thought it was coming from the bathroom so he went to the door and listened then he heard it again "when the log rolls over w will all be dead" it was coming fim the tolit so he walked over and opened the lid...and saw 3 little ants sitting on a piece of poop sining "when the log rolls over we will all be dead"!!.
So he flushed the tolit and the hotel was rid of its haunts:)

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