"Short dumb blond jokes" joke

by Kria

Q. Why are all dumb blond jokes one liners?
A. So that men could understand them!

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)

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