Feminist Jokes

Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...

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... is 12 inches.

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.

Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.