Feminist Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Q. Why are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water. They lack taste. They need dough.

Q. What do you call a feminist in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. If you are driving and you see a feminist on a bike, why should you try not to hit her?
A. It might be your bike.