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How has French revolution affected world economic growth? Too early to say.
What do economists and computers have in common? You need to punch information into both of them.
Why does Treasury only have 10 minutes for morning tea? If they had any longer, they would need to re-train all the economists.
Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck? He forgot to seasonally adjust his pool.

An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name.
After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you personally. God is looking more...

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A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

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Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Maurice and Sadie invited Nigel, their gentile neighbour for a Passover dinner. The first course was served and Sadie said to Nigel, “This is matzoh ball soup.”
When Nigel saw the two large matzoh balls in the soup, he was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew. But more...

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