"Short laughs & quips" joke

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won`t. *****************
There`s one thing the Democrats and Republicans
share in common: Our money. *****************
... Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied. *****************
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with `Once Upon A Time`?"

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with `If elected I promise`."

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