"Showers" joke
One day this little boys mother was about to take a shower and the boy said "
Mommy, Mommy! Can I take one with you?"
The mother said "
Sure, Just dont look down."
The boy said O.K but got in the shower and looked down anyway and said "
Whats that?"
His mom Said thats my garage. The boy asked "
Why do You have a garage?"
The mother said for daddy's limo.
The next day the boy went up to his dad and said Daddy, Daddy canI take a shower with you?
The dad said yhea just don't look down. They got in the shower and the boy looked down. He said Daddy, Daddy what's that. His father answered Thats my limo. Whats it for asked the boy. To park in mommy's garage answered his father.
The next morning as the boys grandma was about to hop in the shower the little boy asked if he could go in with her. She said yes just don't look up. The boy got in and looked up and said Grandma, Grandma What are those? Those are my Headlights Dear she answered.
A few days later the boy ran into his grandmas room climbed under her covers and said Grandma Hurry, Hurry Turn on your headlights Daddy's about to park his limo in mommy's garage!
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