"Sidling up to the ship's captain as the liner left port" joke
Sidling up to the ship's captain as the liner left port, the wan Mrs. Getty asked, "Excuse me for inquiring, Captain, but as this is my first cruise, I'm wondering: Do boats this size sink often?'
The captain turned to her and replied, "No, never more than once."
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