Liner Jokes

A man who worked in a cruise liner as a magician had a parrot and every time the man did a trick the parrot yelled, "it`s in the pocket," "it`s in the pocket," the magician would do another trick and the parrot yelled, "it`s in the hat", "it`s in the hat."
One day during his act the cruise liner had a problem and the ship sunk. The parrot came up from the water and looking confused said; "NOW WHERE DID HE HIDE THE SHIP."

Sidling up to the ship's captain as the liner left port, the wan Mrs. Getty asked, "Excuse me for inquiring, Captain, but as this is my first cruise, I'm wondering: Do boats this size sink often?'
The captain turned to her and replied, "No, never more than once."

Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

It is better to have loved and lost than to live the rest of your life with a pyscho

The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well. "Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the steward. "No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble."