"Signboards" joke

* Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming. * In a dry cleaner’s emporium: Drop your pants here. * On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left. ” * In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! * At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be. * In a Beauty Shop: Dye now! * In a restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. * Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. * In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

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