"Signs And Notices 05" joke
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Outside a country shop: “We buy junk and sell antiques. ”
In the window of an Oregon store: “Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here? ”
In a Maine restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends. ”
In the vestry of a New England church: “Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. ”
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: “Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. ”
On a roller coaster: “Watch your head. ”
On the grounds of a public school: “No trespassing without permission. ”
On a Tennessee highway: “When this sign is under water, this road is impassable. ”
In front of a New Hampshire car wash: “If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car. ”
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