"Signs And Notices 06" joke

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign in a realtor’s office: “Lots for little. ”
Sign in a shoe store: “Come in and have a fit. ”
Sign in a maternity clothes store: “We are open on labor day. ”
Sign in a non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. ”
Sign on the door of the maternity ward: “Push Push Push. ”
Sign at entrance of the IRS: “Watch your step. ”
Sign at the exit of the IRS: “Watch your mouth. ”
Sign in a bookstore: “We treat you write. ”
Sign on a front door: “Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. ”

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