"Signs And Notices 07" joke

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign on a scientist’s door: “Gone fission. ”
Sign in a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff. ”
Sign in a podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels. ”
Sign in a butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs. ”
Sign on used car lot: “Second hand cars in first crash condition. ”
Sign on fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. ”
Sign in a car dealership office: “The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. ”
Sign over a cannibal’s hut: “I never met a man I didn’t like. ”
Sign in a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming. ”

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