"Signs You Need A New Doctor" joke

- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk."- Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts.- He keeps accidentally referring to himself as "the defendant."- He thinks Eastern Medicine was developed in Long Island.- He keeps accidentally referring to your legs as "drumsticks."- His examination room is Room 201 at the No-Tell Motel.- He introduces you to his anesthesiologist, "Doctor Jim Beam."- Before surgery, he asks if you want this "to go."- He tries to color your X-rays with crayons.

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