"Silly and funny" joke

Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I`m a"kela".

Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"Ed.

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A: "Aaloo? "

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do " phools" fall in love?

Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I`m a "mota"car.

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don`t "unda"-stand.

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was "puri".

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
A: I-bal.

Dis ij DA funkiest...

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"