"Sin of Vanity" joke

Kneeling in the confessional, the girl said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?" the priest asked.
"I have committed the sin of vanity, Father," she replied. "Numerous times a day, I gaze upon myself in the mirror and tell myself how gorgeous I am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "I have good news for you, my child. That isn't a sin... it's merely a mistake."

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