"Sindhi" joke

A Sindhi lawyer?: Case-wani.

A Sindhi lawyer after a case?: Purse-wani.

A blue-skier Sindhi?: Akash-wani.

What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called? Marjani.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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