"Sindhi" joke
A Sindhi lawyer?: Case-wani.
A Sindhi lawyer after a case?: Purse-wani.
A blue-skier Sindhi?: Akash-wani.
What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called? Marjani.
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.