"Sir, your garage door is open" joke

One day while taking dictation, a secretary noticed that her boss' fly was open. The embarrassed secretary told him, "Sir, your garage door is open."
The bewildered executive didn't know what she meant at first until she pointed. He quickly zipped up and said, "I hope you didn't see my super deluxe Cadillac."
"Nope." the secretary replied. "Just an old pink Volkswagen with two flat tires."

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