"Sitting in the sauna, starry-eyed Daniel sighed to a perfect stranger" joke
Sitting in the sauna, starry-eyed Daniel sighed to a perfect stranger, "YToiow, my wife's an angel."
"I envy you," the other man snorted. "Mine's still alive."
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny more...
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one more...
A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.
“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...
Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack and more...