"Skinny Dipping" joke
It was a hot day and a Hollywood star told a visiting Asian actor he knew of a secluded place where they can go skinny dipping. While they were enjoying the cool water, a busload of women suddenly appeared. Both men made a beeline for their towels. The Hollywood star wrapped his towel around his waist, while the Asian actor wrapped his towel around his head. There was a great deal of laughter coming from the women. They were hysterical. Afterwards, when there was only the two of them, the Hollywood star asked his guest why he wrap his towel around his head, instead of around his waist and he replied, Where I come from we identify with our faces.
This old fellow owned this farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back forty and had it fixed up really nice, horseshoe courts, picnic tables, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built.
One evening, since he hadn't been there more...