"Sleeping on the Job" joke

Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your cubicle:

I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

It's okay...I'm still billing the client.

They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to.

I was working smarter, not harder.

Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

I'm in the management training program

Actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I was dreaming about work!

Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.

Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

I was cross-training for telecommuting.

Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.

The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.