"Small Car" joke
Have you seen Malaysian-produced car' Kancil', that small little 600cc car? Well Dr M really wanted to sell to the US, so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House. After finishing formal discussions with Clinton, Dr M checks with Bill to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in USA. After having looked at the brochure, Bill said,' You know, I think this Kuncheel is too small for us Americans.' Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Clinton offered,' Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America'. Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia. The next day he called the number and a lady answered,' TOYS'R'US', can I help you?'
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