Kancil Jokes

NATIONAL FLOWER: Bunga Raya (Hibiscus). NATIONAL CAR: Proton. 2nd NATIONAL CAR: Perodua Kancil. 3rd NATIONAL CAR: Perodua Tikus it's suppose to be half the size of the Kancil, but somehow Malaysian drivers will still be able to squeeze in 6 or 7 passengers. NATIONAL BEHAVIOR AT CAR SHOWROOMS: First walk towards the car you are interested in. Then walk around the car in circles, tapping and knocking every part of the chassis with your knuckles. Then say something like "Body not very solid..." After that approach the front left tire, give it a few hard kicks to "test" the tire. Next walk to the rear right side and press the body of the car down a few times, while exclaiming "wah, asorbar not bad". Now you are ready for a "test drive" Get into the car and give the steering wheel a few turns. Flash the lights, sound the horn, recline the seats, open up every compartment etc. Do all these tests while you're pretending to read the more...

Have you seen Malaysian-produced car' Kancil', that small little 600cc car? Well Dr M really wanted to sell to the US, so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House. After finishing formal discussions with Clinton, Dr M checks with Bill to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in USA. After having looked at the brochure, Bill said,' You know, I think this Kuncheel is too small for us Americans.' Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Clinton offered,' Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America'. Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia. The next day he called the number and a lady answered,' TOYS'R'US', can I help you?'