"Smart Pills" joke

There was a truck driver named Bob who had a monkey that excreted pellet-like turds. Bob would sweep them up and put them in the ashtray until he reached a rest stop.
One day, Bob picked up a hitchhiker who looked at the pellets and asked, "What are those?"
"Those are smart pills," Bob replied.
"Sure," said the hitchhiker, as he picked one up and ate it. "Ohhhh, these taste like shit!" exclaimed the hitchhiker.
"See?" Bob replied, "You're getting smarter already!"

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