"Smoking Dragon...." joke
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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