"Snippets" joke

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. If all the cars in the United States were placed end-to-end, it would probably be Memorial Day Weekend... Confucius says: Man who drives like hell bound to get there. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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