"Snowman Jokes!" joke

What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food?
Frosted Flakes.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
What do snowmen eat for dinner?
Ham Br-r-r-r-r-gers!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
How do snowmen travel?
Icecycles!
What happened when the snowgirl broke up with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What did the snowgirl say to her favorite snowboy?
I love you SNOW much!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How do snowmen clean their teeth?
Ice Picks!
What do you call a snowman using too much toothpaste?
Frothy the Snowman!

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