"Soccer match" joke

At a soccer match among the spectators one guy was moving from from side to side constantly. The guy next to him asked him " hey man whats wrong" you are moving from side to side.
The man replied " I'm sorry. I was working on a ship for ten years and thats why I'm like this.
Then the guy replied him" hey man I am married for 15 years, but I dont move back & forward"

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