"Solving A Dispute" joke

Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, “Oh, look! A nut! ” The second squirrel jumped on it and said, “It? s my nut! ”
The first squirrel said, “That? s not fair! I saw it first! ”
“Well, you may have seen it, but I have it, ” argued the second.
At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, “You shouldn? t quarrel.
Let me resolve this dispute. ” The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said, “Now, give me the nut. ” He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, “See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved. ”
Then he reached over and said, “And for my fee, I? ll take the meat. ”

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