"Some Funny" joke

Man`s Best Friend
"Let me give you a little serious political advice. One single word. Puppies. Worth the points." -George Bush Sr., in 1990
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." -George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000
Political Savvy
"It`s no exaggeration to say the undecideds could go one way or another." -George Bush Sr., in 1988
"Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you`re going to win. And that`s where I`m coming from." -George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000
Freudian Slips
"For seven and a half years I`ve worked alongside President Reagan. We`ve had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We`ve had some sex... uh... setbacks." -George Bush Sr., in 1988
"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then." -George W. Bush, reflecting in 1994 about growing up in Midland, Texas
Combating International Terrorism
"When I need a little advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music." -George Bush Sr., in 1991
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.`` -George W. Bush, in Aug. 2000
Riding the Wave of the Future
"High tech is potent, precise, and in the end, unbeatable. The truth is, it reminds a lot of people of the way I pitch horseshoes. Would you believe some of the people? Would you believe our dog? Look, I want to give the high-five symbol to high tech." -George Bush Sr., in 1989
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" -George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000
Misguided Imagery
"If a frog had wings, he wouldn`t hit his tail on the ground. Too hypothetical." -George Bush Sr., in 1992
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -George W. Bush, in Oct.. 2000
Don`t Quota Me
"It gets into quota, go into numerical, set numbers for doctors or for, it could go into all kinds of things." -George Bush Sr.
"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don`t know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that`s my position.`` -George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000
Making the Grade
"And let me say in conclusion, thanks for the kids. I learned an awful lot about bathtub toys - about how to work the telephone. One guy knows - several of them know their own phone numbers - preparation to go to the dentist. A lot of things I`d forgotten. So it`s been a good day." -George Bush Sr., in 1992
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" -George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000
Webster`s, to Heck With It
"Those are two hyporhetorical questions." -George Bush Sr., in 1988
"I`ve got a record, a record that is conservative and a record that is compassionated." -George W. Bush, in March 2000
Poetically Incorrect
"The Democrats want to ram it down my ear in a political victory." -George Bush Sr., in 1991
"We ought to make the pie higher." -George W. Bush, in Feb. 2000
On the Couch
"To kind of suddenly try to get my hair colored, and dance up and down in a miniskirt or do something, you know, show that I`ve got a lot of jazz out there and drop a bunch of one-liners, I`m running for the president of the United States... I kind of think I`m a scintillating kind of fellow." -George Bush Sr., in 1988
"Actually, I - this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I`m talking about - when I`m talking about myself, and when he`s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." -George W. Bush, in May 2000
The Electability Thing
"I don`t want to get, you know, here we are close to the election - sounding a knell of overconfidence that I don`t feel." -George Bush Sr., in 1988
"I don`t know whether I`m going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I`m ready for the job. And, if not, that`s just the way it goes." -George W. Bush, in Aug. 2000