"Some Little Moron stories" joke
From "Little Moron' Stories" by Ernest W. Baughman, 'Hoosier Folklore Bulletin' 1943. - Quoted in B.A. Botkin (ED) A Treasury of American Folklore, Newyork: Crown Publishers, 1944.
Little moron was painting the house when another one came up and said, "Got a good hold on that brush?"
"Yep."
"Well, if you are sure you got a good hold on that brush I'll borrow your ladder for a second."
"O.K. but don't keep it long. The handle of this paint brush is kind of slippery."
Little moron's wife send him down town after a bucket of ice. He came back with a pail of water. "I got this for half price because it was melted."
Little moron took two slices of bread and went down and sat on the street corner waiting for the traffic jam. A big truck came along and gave him a jar.
Q: Why did the little moron go to the lumber yard?
A: To look for his draft board.
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