"Somersaults !!" joke

Santa and Banta meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Banta has a little dog with him and, on the next green when Banta out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs.
Santa is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog's and says..., "That dog is really talented! What does it do if you miss a putt??"
Banta:"Somersaults."
Santa: "Somersaults!!! How many of them does it do?"
Banta: "Mmm, depends on how hard I kick it up the ass!"

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