"Southestern comments and questions about life" joke

Does sweet tea come in sweet, sweeter and sweetest?
Thank goodness the Fourth of July is over - now retailers can get out their Christmas stuff.
I wonder why my wife suggested I list my telephone number in the Yellow Pages under vegetables.
I'd like somebody to ask Disney how they could make a Tarzan movie without a single black person.
Seen on a bumper sticker: "Be the Person Your Dog thinks You Are."
I'm ready to sue the chocolate manufacturers for making me fat. They didn't tell me on the wrapper that I would get fat.
Both the Psychic Hotline and GED classes are advertised during the "Jerry Srping Show." Coincidence?
My son just married a girl he met on the internet. I guess there is such a thing as "love at first site."
If you do not know where you gun lock key is, maybe your child has it.
I hate it when I sneeze and my bra comes undone.
Listening to country music is like watching a soap opera. Knock it all you want, but if you ever get started, you can't stop. Source: