"Speak More Precisely" joke

Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My sergeants are wonderful”, said one soldier.
“I wish I could say the same about mine, ” said the other.
“You could if you could lie as I do. ”

A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice.
“Are you hurt? ” asked another.
“I don’t know yet, ” a weak voice was heard, “am still falling! ”

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