"Special Diet" joke

A man has been feeling quite ill for some time, so he finally goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to hospital to undergo a series of tests. After the tests are done, he wakes up in a private room and the phone beside his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We have the results from your tests and we've found that you have a very serious Sexually Transmitted Disease!"
"Oh no! What are we going to do, doctor?" the man asks nervously.
"Well, we're going to put you on a special diet of pita bread, pancakes and pizza," answers the doctor.
"Will that cure me?" he asks.
"Unfortunately, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food we can get under the door!"

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