"Splash" joke
A very wealthy man named Dick always had dinner parties to show off how wealthy he is. One night, the party shifted to the backyard, where Dick's pool was.
Dick announced to the everyone around, "I have a proposition for everyone. Whoever can swim across this pool filled with sharks, alligators, and snakes and makes it out alive, can have one of three things. You can have 1000 head of my cattle, 100 acres of my best oil fields, or my daughter's hand in marriage."
As soon as he said that, he heard a splash at the other end of the pool. A young man was swimming as fast and as furiously as he could. When he made it to the other end of the pool, Dick exclaimed, "Well son, I guess you want my 1000 head of cattle." The boy replied "No." "Then you want my 100 acres of my best oil fields." And again, the boy said "No." "Oh, then you want my daughter's hand in marriage."
And the boy said, "No. I just want to know the name of the S.O.B. who pushed me in!"
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