"Statue of Venus" joke

An art teacher brought a statue of Venus to class for the students to see. "What do you like best about it, class? Let's begin with you, Bobby," said the teacher.
"I like the artwork," Bobby said.
"Very good. And you Billy?" the teacher asked.
"I really like her tits!" Billy exclaimed.
"Get out, Billy! Go and stand in the hall!" instructed the disgusted teacher. "And you, Johnny?"
"I'm going, teacher, I'm going," Johnny replied.

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Japan's new first lady says she rode in a spaceship

Miyuki Hatoyama says she rode in a spaceship to Venus. Sadly, she has no proof of her visit. Incredible--a Japanese tourist visits Venus and takes no pictures.

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