"Stay in West Virginia" joke

The Top 10 Reasons Not To Stay in West Virginia
& & 1. Contrary to what the lousy song says, Country Roads do NOT always take you home.
& & 2. You dream of a life that will involve a paved road.
& & 3. You grow tired of tourists stopping by, asking for directions to the state of "South Virginia", and driving off in a fit of laughter.
& & 4. You`re stuck with AM Radio... AM COUNTRY radio.
& & 5. You`ve grown tired of seeing the group "Glass Tiger" at the local Acorn Festival each year.
& & 6. The sheep won`t take your "abuse" anymore and they are planning a revolt.
& & 7. Hayrides are still limited to just 10 mph.
& & 8. The local theatre`s performance of "Les Miserables" left something, no A LOT, to be desired.
& & 9. You`ve had it with those pesky revenuers destroying your stills of "shine".
& 10. No matter how hard you try, your cows don`t appear receptive to chasing or catching that Frisbee.