"Stoner" joke

A stoner is walking down a street one night after he just got done blazing up a spliff. As he's walking, he spots this old guy in a ditch who looks like he got the crap kicked out of him. All bloody and mangled, the dude calls the stoner over to him and says, "Call me an ambulance." The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says "Okay dude, you're an ambulance."

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