"Straight From The Hills" joke
Having lived all her life in the hills, grandma decided it was time to venture out and visit the town for the first time.
When she checked in at the hotel, the bellboy took her bags and she followed him into a small room, where the doors closed automatically behind them.
Grandma looked around and began shaking her fist at the bellboy. "Listen here, young man, I may be old and straight from the hills, but that don't mean I'm stupid. I paid good money and this room won't do. It's too small and there's no venitilation. Goodness me, there isn't even any furniture, not even a bed!"
"Relax, ma'am," replied the bellhop, "this isn't your room. This is the elevator!"
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