"Strange Growth" joke
A few days after returning from a business trip to the Far East, the man notices a strange growth on his penis. He visits several doctors and keeps getting the same response, "You were screwing around in the Far East, it's very common there, there's no cure, there's no choice but to cut it off."
He panics and figures that if it is so common in the Far East, they must know how to cure it so he returns to see a doctor there.
After examining him, the doctor says, "I see you have been fooling around in my country. I must tell you this is a very common problem here. Have you seen any other doctors?"
"Yes I have, back home in the USA," the man replies.
"I'll bet they told you it would have to be cut off," says the doctor.
"Yes, they did," answers the man.
Smiling, the doctor says, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself!"
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