"Strange people are here" joke
There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.
After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life.
' I'm fine,' Angus said.' But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.'
' Well, ma laddie,' says his mother,' I suggest you don't associate with people like that.'
' Oh,' says Angus,' I don't, Mam, I don't. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing my bagpipes.'
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